Grinch Thy Name Is preTzel.

Have you ever been around someone and thought Damn, they would make a good argument for legalizing abortion if it were illegal? I have.

There are so many things about people that just boggle my mind and make me feel ignorant that I can not understand what it is that makes them so damn stupid. They aren't just stupid, stupid but downright bottom of the barrel, a nugget short of a happy meal, not the sharpest tool in the shed, stupid.

What boggles me about it is that they don't think they are stupid. They think they're intelligent and nothing you say or do can make them think otherwise. They shit on people, talk shit about people, and then think they're shit doesn't stink.

Hi, my name is Charmin and I'm tired of being used as someone's personal roll of ass wipe.


For some reason I've turned in to a complete Grinch. I don't want to go around family, my own family in my house is getting on my last nerve, and I don't even have our Christmas tree up. I have taken a hiatus this year on sending out Christmas card because, to be frank, I'm not going out and spending what little money we do have on cards that say some hokey - ass shit when I can make my own and say "Merry Christmas, you suck shit...Karma is coming for you." Yeah. That's the cards I want to make. Instead I'll just forgo the entire thing.

Maybe it's because finances are so tight that we can't afford Christmas that it is getting me down. Maybe it is because I am tired of my and Mr.'s extended family making me out to be the "decision" maker and if I don't want to be the decision maker than that makes me the bitch. Maybe it's because I'm tired of people thinking they can say and do what they want and damn the consequences. I don't know.

What I do know is that I have turned in to one royal bitch in the past week or so, hence the lack of blogging, and I'm stuffed from all the heads I've bitten off.

I renewed my driver's license on Thursday and I'm embarrassed by the picture. The weight I've put on in the past few months is horrific. I'm disgusted. What do I do to change it? Eat more chocolate. That's so not helping. I am making it my goal for next year to work out with my friend Martey at least three times a week and take some of this damn weight off. She signed me up at a gym for $20/month and no joining fees and the reason I haven't gone yet is because I still don't know what is wrong with my left arm and it's still hurting. Fuck it. Martey - if you don't come kick my ass out of my house to get me to the gym with you I'm going to kick your ass. :) (She reads this blog but doesn't comment. :D)

One thing I read this week made me smile from ear to ear. Brian Papa and his beautiful girlfriend Ana, (I interviewed both of them,) were married last week in a beautiful ceremony and their new baby Sienna served as their ring bearer. How heartwarming it is to read their story so head over and do it. What I am going to ask is that Brian allow me to interview him, Ana, and Sienna on marriage and how life is treating them after birth and marriage. I think it would be fun. I'm sure Brian will go for it. If not I'll sick Ana on him.

Omegamom sent me a beautiful Christmas card that had a nice family letter in it and oodles of pictures on the back of the letter. I've been reading it and looking at the pictures and just grinning from ear to ear. Renee, over at Stupid Grin, sent me a Christmas card with her children on it. They've grown bigger and better looking. It's no wonder with the genes they inherited from both their parents.

Did I tell you all that I've twice become a new aunt in the past few months? I don't remember if I did. Mr's two younger brother's wives gave birth. One gave birth in September, a girl, and another just a few weeks ago to a son. The kids are both cute but I've not seen them in person due to ill health. I couldn't see the girl because I had shingles and she was super - ill and in NICU so I wasn't allowed and then I got this horrible "crud" and I didn't want to take it around them. I will see them both Christmas Eve barring anymore illnesses that pop up.

I hope you all are in a better mood than I. I'm off to make my rounds of blogs since I've not done that in awhile.